3 ways to tell if you’re actually a duck

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December 16, 2011 by galudwig

A duck
  1. You walk like a duck
  2. You talk like a duck
  3. You use your beak to spread preen oil from your uropygial gland all over your body in order to make your feathers waterproof
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